So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she looked like the before picture.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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