i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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