SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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