she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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