sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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