Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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