Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
