He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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