Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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