he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
