Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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