Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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