I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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