I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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