Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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