Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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