I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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