Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
