jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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