He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
