I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
nutella sex= disaster
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
