am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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