how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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