apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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