GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
