Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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