Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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