i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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