i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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