Sponge bath it is.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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