found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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