similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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