i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
