so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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