Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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