Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need water and some morals
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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