U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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