Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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