Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I have aggressive nipples.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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