Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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