I'm lost and stupid without you.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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