i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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