I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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