She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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