it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You were trust falling into bushes
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
