oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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