my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
3pm strippers are depressing
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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