So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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