this beer tastes like vomit already
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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