10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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