Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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