i already hear my dad disowning me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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