We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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