how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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