He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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